fire.man.

i straight up caught my desk on fire last night.

all i can say is thank you to working smoke detectors. and no thank you to faulty candles.

in my defense, i was just getting in the christmas spirit.

also in my defense, it was only one candle. so i wasn't being outrageous or anything.

[despite the burn on my neck, the WORST part of the story is that i COVERED my boots in wax and ash and they're RUINED. rude.]

go halloween.

it always was the worst holiday.