dear you. please never stop.

should be studying hard for finals.

instead i can't stop reading these

Dear Walmart,

Please stop teasing me with 20 checkout lanes.

Sincerely, I only see two cashiers.

Dear Alcatraz,

Whenever I hear your name I think of Azkaban.

Sincerely, I know I'm not the only one.

Dear tourists,

Is it really necessary to go to the top of a building, put money into telescopes, and look at things on the ground close up?

Sincerely, just wondering.

Dear person wearing a windbreaker jacket,

STOP FIDGETING!

Sincerely, sitting next to you and going insane.

Dear Mario,

Bowser has a castle. You're a plumber. Stop trying to "save" me.

Sincerely, Peach.

Dear Canada,

By putting a hockey player on your currency, you're only increasing the stereotype.
Sincerely, tourist.

Dear people from 50+ years ago,
Awkward silences without pretending to text? Doing homework without Wikipedia? Getting to know someone without social networks?
Sincerely, mad props.

so funny.